i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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