it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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