Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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