Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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