Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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