:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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