I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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