ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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