I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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