What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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