I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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