C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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