No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The Olympian is in my bed
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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