Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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