idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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