she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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