Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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