try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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