...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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