Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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