Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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