The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
