people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Text me some of your sweat
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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