Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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