I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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