one might say we're banned from that church
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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