He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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