FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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