I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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