just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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