"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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