We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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