I wanna bring you to show and tell
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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