before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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