so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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