Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize
