the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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