I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I would fuck him just for his dog
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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