talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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