OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
