whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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