It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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