And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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