i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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