i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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