This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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