why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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