Nicole vs. Life
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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