I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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