I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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