seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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