i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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