So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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