Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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