I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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